_l_,

In the morning still okay.
Then go rmps for sis's books.
Ate lunch,
& went nhhs t buy my books.
Woah so ex de worh D:
Then came home t sleep.
Cause i ate drowsy pills.
Wake up so cold.
Throat so pain.
Mothaf LOL!
ROARRRRRRRRRRRR >;[
-sniffs-
-coughs-

K the girl is crazy on u channel -.-
I think im having mild fever.
And im eating ice cream,
Hoping it cures.
LOL*&%$#@!
=x
Cause my throat is *&^%#@!



你坏坏,

Geeeh, im sneezing every min.
@_@
Sneeze till my throat also sore alr.
Tmr going t buy books i think,
Finally.
I thought she was never gonna buy books.
Then i also don't need t study :D
How great.
-haaaaaaaaaaarchew-
i definitely love the way xiaojie say 你坏坏!
So dam cute.

Edited @ 7.48pm,
Omg, my nose supar itchy.
So cold D:
The hk show so touching.
Love is something someone would think its worth t sacrifice everything for.



Haaaaaaaaarcheeeeeeeeeeeew,

K bad flu >;[
Dammit.
Im feeling so warm lah.
ROAR.

LOL fang, ''menopause'' .



Surfing through some blogs,

I realised,
It's been sometime since i chatted with my online friends.
I also never bobba alr.
Except that i still msn with afew closer ones.
How sad D:
LOL.

Guys, in the end,
My sore throat is cured {hopefully} with hacks sweet.
& i la du zi just now { can slim lol! I wish}
Conclusion i think its cold/flu lah T_T

T think off it,
I find it very pissed.
Cause occasionally i still think of that pig.
But now i love xiaojie<3



Oh fag,

I think i sense myself getting sore throat soon.
_l_ Noooooooo,
I don't want t get ill. T_T
-prays-

K v. bored now. :D
& sleepy.

edited @ 10.38,
Fuck.
K im having sore throar alr ._.
Im feeling sooooooooooo cold now,
Noooooooo i don't want fever pl0x.
Save meeeeeeeeeeeee, <_>



I just love rachel2f2f,

She helped me with license.
Weeeh, i don't need t play that song :D
K I want buy new top.
Red or green de nicer?
Comment on tagboard D:
Redtop.{:
Green top {:



Imma' strong lil man,

Weeeh, audi'ed.
Licence now, but i don't want t take,
Cause the funky town song suck can T_T
Nvm.
Yah and i don't like when ppl talk alot,
Spamming the whole board,
When its not even your rm.
You now there is something called pm? :D
Yah, so i get frigging pissed if you spam.
Talktalktalk,
Stuff yourself with something else lah.
So watch out for FISHyou,
She might just roar @ you.
K kidding.

And stop fucking ppl cause they kick you k.
You bo arhni duapai.
Don't act so big pl0x.
Stone there don't want ready of course will kick de right :D
Come fuck me then.
I don't mind de LOLOL*&#@!

Its fun talking like this. ^^



Raaaaaaaah,

Its has been raining since ytd.
Now mornings i can't sleep properly because of the frigging thunder.
>;[



Si gina,

_l_
Keep missing,
Don't know how t bp.
Don't bp please -.-
Make others lose only.
Ccb laaaaaaaaaah.
Cause of her make me lose so much.
Bo hua siol. ._.



Bored,

Sickening ppl.
Make me waste my dens. T_T
Pissed lah, next time don't bp with strangers alr.


Autobiography Quiz:
#01. Who took your blog picture?
- Your papa. LO!L
#o2. Exactly what are you wearing right now?
- Shirt and shorts. No i don't wear underwears. Nah kidding.
#03. What is your current problem?
- How t earn more dens -.-!
#04. What makes you most happy?
- Watch mo fan bangbangtang!
#05. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
- Ai qing xue ce by bbt.
#06. do you like MTV?
- I don't have the cable. }:
#07. Name something that annoys you about people?
- Them being sarcastic, not jokingly. In that case don't bother t even talk t me lah.

Chapter 1:
#01. Nicknames
- You say leh?
#02. eye color?
- Black? Nono white :D LOL!
#03. hair color?
- Black and brown. Don't bother looking. The brown is hidden somewhere D:

Chapter 2: FAMILY.
#01. Do you live with your parent(s)?
- PARENTSSSSSSS. AHGONGAHMA NONO. LOL! K sorry =x
#02. Do you get along with your parent?
- Not really. Neither do they get along well with one another. The last thing i saw was them throwing stuffs @each other, still laughing -.-
#03. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
- Married lah.
#04. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
- Younger sister. Unless you take her for my older sis :D

Chapter 3: FAVORITE
#01. Ice cream?
- Mint :D
#02. Season/s?
- Salt pepper and sugar?
#03. Book:
- Textbooks :D LOL NO WAY DUDE.
#04. Band/s:
- bbt and flh pl0x :D Not really, only xiaojie and jiro ^^
#05. Food:
- OH MY, you reminded me i was getting fat. T_T
#06. drink(s) (non alcoholic):
- Coke, maybe iced milo? :D
#07. past-time:
- Audition? No, youtubing for mfbbt. LOL
#08. pen color:
- Green, brown, hot pink? K colourful :D
#09. store:
- I like those clothes shop, like i.p and 77th. So far never even buy shit from 77th lah.

Chapter 4: DO YOU
#01.Write on your hand?
- Sometimes. Mostly during lessons LOL
#02. Call people back?
- Mister, i think your english worse than me. ._.
#03. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
- Yeah, backside? Kidding.
#05. Have Mental Health Issues?
- Of course :D Haven't you know from my answers? LOL.

1. 4th grade teacher's name:
} I only know A, B, C grade lah LOL.
2. Last word you said:
} Idk.
3. Last song you listened to:
} Cai hong by jay.
you hugged:
} My boyf. Do you think i even have one?
6 . Last time you said I love you andmeant it:
} K lah, i love you. :D
7. Last time you cried:
} Long time ago :D Weeeeeh.
8. What are you wearing:
} CLOTHES LAHHHHHHHHH
9. What color socks are you wearing:
} Barefooted lah.
10. What's under your bed:
} Something scary maybe.
11. What time did you wake up:
} 12.30 =x Hey I wanted t wake at 11am de k. At least improvement from 3pm.
12 . What's your least favorite ice cream:
} Vanilla -.-
13. Current hair:
} Keep flying onto my pimple. So ticklish. _l_
14. Do you have a fish tank, if so how big?
} This big :DDD
15. Current annoyance:
} Dens dens, stupid tablet settings and pps not working properly.
17. Current desktop background:
} Some cute monsters with undies on head.
18. If you could play any instrument what would it be?
} Drums or the guitaaaaaaaaaar. But its quite impossible.
19. Favorite color(s):
} Pretty colours :D
29. How tall are you?
} Oh shutup. Im 9876543210m...cmLOL!?
31. Favorite Show:
} Mfbbt. :D
32. Favorite season:
} -.-
36. What is your career going to be like:
} idk.
37. How many kids do you want:
} Shut up im still a kid :D

HAVE YOU EVER:
39. Said "I love you":
} I love you :D
40. Ever get into a fight with yourpet:
} Not really.
41. Have you ever been to Chicago:
} o.o
42. Been to Arizona:
} o.o
43. Been to Colorado:
} hi.
44. Who do you miss:
} You lah you.

{:

Labels: quiz

Ain't it silly for i have been dreaming things that wouldn't come true,

Eeee, now got this horror show.
Supar scaryy.
Omg da s is crazy. D:
Waiyee come hug me.
Nvm, she got her kentucky don't want me le. }:
LOL
Just now go back audition.
I deprove until damn jialat.
Pekchek lahhhhhhh, fucking ppl.
Battle party, don't want t play properly.
Keep talking and talking.
_l_ lah.
Then in the end down there miss like siao.
Waste my dens.
ROAR.

K nvm.
Watch 爱情两好三坏 &模范棒棒堂,
Very nice de :D



Youtubeeeeeee,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COhC8BWhL64&feature=related
Gogogo,
Xiaojie and yuming.
Xiaojie's singing got improve leh.
His new hairstyle also very style.
Cute nehs.
Dam nice :D
Xing guang the people,
Vocal damn nice sia.
Woooohs.

Edited @ 3.35pm,
Yay got new drama leh.
爱情两好三坏.
So cool lah, somemore tony lead actor. :D

Labels: youtube

Waaaaaaaaaahsai,

_l_
This year's highest psle score is 294.
K sorry, i didn't meant for that finger. D:
Just that,
She lost only 6marks?!
T_T
-kowtows-
K no, kidding nia.
I want so clever for what =x
Paiseh this post abit late,
Cause i suddenly got this urge t blog about it.

Damned, i got addictd t nail polishingxiaojie's photo.
Uhhhhhhh.
*-*
Yay, i shall continue my htmqd before i sleep.



Some things are better t remain as fairytales,

Gross.
Piercing informations are disgusting.
-pukes-



Geeeee,

I started hei tang mai qi duo again.
Cause previously i nv watch the show properly.
Xiaojieeeeee. :D
K hei tang lai le also nice.
But i don't know when they showing.
Only 11episodes uploaded. T_T
Bye.



New blogsong,

Xing guang bang can sing k.
And they are cute too.
Xiaojie still the best though D:
This song is nice.
Dam nice. {:
Shit, now im having gastric.
T_T



1. Do the following without complaint.
2. Choose 5 people to do this after you complete yours.
3. Leave a tag on the person’s tagboard saying he/she has been tagged.
4. Start your post with: I have been tagged!

Favourites

Colour/s: Green, pink, yellow, grey. Any colours also :D
Food: Spicy de all can, as long not sweet ._.
Movie: -
Sport: Idk leh, badminton? LOL!
Day: Holidays.
Season: Here no season lah. Salt pepper sugar, which one u want?
Ice-cream: Mint.

Current

Mood: Paiseh i just woke up lol.
Clothes: Shirt and fbt.
Desktop: Tablet lah.
Time: 11.32 AM. Earliest day i woke up.
Surrounding: Bedroom lah, baichi nehx.
Annoyance: Nothing.

Firsts

Best Friend: Idk leh.
Movie: Nothing.
Crush: _l_
Lie: Don’t remember.
Music: 5566. No lah, but i forgot his name alr.

Lasts

Drink: Water.
Car Ride: Car.
Crush: -.-
CD Played: I listen t my phone's.

Have You Ever

Dated one of your best friends: No.
Broken the law: No, i very guai.
Been arrested: No.
Been on TV: No, pls not and thankyou.
Kissed someone you don’t know: No.

Randoms

5 things you are good at: Jiak sai.
4 things you have done today: Wake up, drink, eat &online.
3 things you hear right now: Some fucking birds out there. LOL! *tweet tweet tweet* ._.

5 people to tag: Anyone~



Call me naive,

I rather believe in miracles.
Expecting somewhat a fairytale.
Although bigger disappointment awaits behind.
D:
Dreams do come true sometimes right?



Town olayolay,

LOL, met jz and peixian @ tiong.
Then we went all the way t orchard station.
Keep walking,
Also don't know where t go.
D:
Then peixian was testing all the testers in those shops lah.
Like topshop.
Omg, make me and jingzhen so paiseh LOL!
Then she went t try the m&m.
Shit LOL!
Stealer.
Tsk.
I wanted t buy purple nail polish for waiyee.
But i don't know the correct colour siol.
T_T

Slacked @ mos.
They went on a binge sia.
Anw how they eat also wouldn't grow fat. =x
Chatted and bitched there also.
Weeeeh.
So fun. {:
On the way back, we saw a couple smooching.
K peixian went saying about them dam loudly LOL!
Yay and i love xiaojie. :D



小傑's cam inside got 筱婕photo,

Omg~
Sweet couple.
LOL!
K kidding nia.
But they would be cute duet if they were.
His creations all dam sweet one k.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB-iFS8U6xE&feature=related
Go see,
I listen t it like more than twice alr.
Pro lah,
Can think of such lyrics. :D
Thats why his soooooooooooo cute k. {:

Yah waiyee, i know u love ahben.
LOL.



I love liaojunjie,

Shit, i watch the hei se hui meimei.
They all so skinny.
Make me think im like so dam fat now.
Wtf.
K, strict diet T_T
I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
MAMA.
Why i so fat =x
&i don't know why after that time tummy ache.
Now keep pain,
Like one side having cramps.
WTF?! LO!L
Emphasize the like k. {:
Oh no, gastric?
Cancer?
NO LAH CHOY! D:



Rotting at home,

LOL, afternoon.
Wendy webcam'd with ling.
Ling pulled her shirt down LOL!
-blinds-
Kk, then i cooked maggie.
Something wrong leh.
Then tummy pain T_T
Kk xiaojie so polite. ^^
廖俊杰<3 LOL!



I was talking t waiyee about it,

Then msn keep giving me message cannot be receive.
Seriously _l_ LOL
Please lah, i down here alr fucked siols.
Then u tell me cannot receive.
I enter more then 5o times also no change.
K but i restart can le. :D
Thanks t waiyee for supporting me. <3
Yay she understands me the most.
And i can't upload pict suddenly.
Connection problem i think.
Nvm, i love xiaojie.
K dam random. {:



小傑is th love,

I love 小傑 k. :D
But im like pissed off currently lah.
_l_ you seriously.
I said before my tolerance has its limit.
So now i'll just shut up k.
Fucker -.-

First i must say,
Tmr no more outing.
Cause yuhan went out few days ago.
Then not allowed alr.
So might as well don't go alr.
So lil ppl also not fun. T_T
K so tmr, must go grandmotha house.
Sibei sian lah,
Anyone care t sms pl0x?

Kk i continue.
That thing also got position one?
Don't be childish lah seriously.
How old alr, still want t play this kinda games.
Grow up man.
Fuckfuckfuck lah.
Cheebye kiazxz.
The more i think, the more pissed i get.
You might know _ earlier,
So?
Fuck lah, you know _ meh?
Don't talk cock here lah.
Wth.
This time its cause it has t do with _,
If not i wouldn't give sucha damn lah.
I nv shrink this,
You can see how angry i am.
Sometimes i like when u just stfu,
Don't come and jump. -.-
K bye,
I go watch my 模范棒棒堂.
And xiao jie is cute k.



我爱小傑<3,

Yay, this song is dam nice.
Ai qing xue ce.
Kk, i love 小傑 the most in bbt.
So cute =x
小T, ah ben and alot more also. :D
Kk LOL!
-hua chis-
Kk NONO =x
Thursday anyone want t go bugis or rather b.street.
Jingzhen me yuhan going [:
I don't know whether peixian going anot.
Time we haven't decide LOL!
Meeting venue is je or tiong?
KK LOL!
Im the only one at tiong T_T
Yay k i go watch my 模范棒棒堂.



Ta ni ma ma de,

I got aloooooooooot of pimples.
& i think got afew scars alr.
WTFFFFFFFFFF LAH T_T
Plus those damned rashes which poped out of nowhere on my forehead.
Omgggggggggg, i didn't abuse my face okay! x.x
Shoooo man, fuckeng pimples. >;[
I want go for faciaaaaaaaaal. LOL!
Just jking,
But seriously, i must do something.
-irritated-
K not. :D

Tagged!

List out your top 5 birthday presents that you wish for:
More clothes {shorts,tops,skinnyetcetc.}

Shoes pl0x {flats,canvas,heelsetcetc.}

Pimplefree{thankgodsomuch._.}

More freedom{duh?}

Piercing.{If cannot, secretly? T_T}

Answer the following questions:
1. The person who tagged you is?
Siewkiaaaaaaaaaaang. :D

2. Your relationship with him/her is?
Friends, senior. Duhhhhhhhh~


3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?

Friendly.

Chat'able.

Obsessed with cams, photography stuffs?
Auditionerrrr!{lets 8k8k8k~}

Councilor.

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
That wouldn't happend? Cause im married~ LOL!

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be?
Dunnid lah, if you dislike her for something, why become lovers in the first place. -.-!


8. If he/she becomes your enemy you will?
I don't think we will become enemies. >;l

11.Your overall impression of him/her is?
Yay chat'able.

13.The character(s) you love of yourself is/are?
None? LOLLLLLLLLLL! I love gl'ing ppl :D Try me, LOL!

14.On the contrary, the character(s) you hate of yourself is/are?
Idk, but i think im very faaaaaaaaaat, i don't like that you know. >;[

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
Chaotaaaaaaaaah, bo pimples, most impt right, must slim alotalot.

16.Pass this quiz to 10 people. in alphabetical order.

1.Fang

2.Jingzhen

3.Joanna

4.Peixian

5.Sabrina

6.Waiyee

7.Wendy

8.Yanyi

9.Yeeling

10.Yuhan

{up t you t do or not, idrc D:}


17.Who is no.6 (Waiyee) having a relationship with?
Interesting qns, that kfc jaren dude loh. Nahhhhhhh ok! ITS ME :D


18.Is no.9 (yeeling) a male or female?
Feeeeemale. :D

19.If no.7 (Wendy) and 10 (Yuhan) are together, will it be a good thing?
They dk each other. -.-

20.How about no.8 (Yanyi) and 5 (Sabrina)?
Yanyi has her ideal one, sabrina has rumors. >;oooo! {Am i in trouble}

21.What is no.2 (Jingzhen) studying about?
Her relationship with billychia? K NO JUST KIDDING =x

22.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3 (Joanna)?
Idk, uhhhhhhhhh, thurs? She smsd then we chat loh. ^^

23.What kind of music/band does no.8 (KuanLian) like?
Yanyi, idk. Pop?

24. Does no.1 (Fang) has any siblings?
Brothaaaaaaaa.

25. Will you woo no.3 (Joanna)?
Nope. She's alr mine. K no, ltr all the boys come hoot me, esp mh. K NO KIDDING AGAIN D:

26. Is no.4 (Peixian) single?
Nopeeeee, she got her ahem, -winks-


27. What's the surname of no.5 (Sabrina)?
Yeoooooooooo. Sab yo~


28. What's the hobby of no.4 (Peixian)?
Smsing ahem? LOL! =x

29.Do no.5 (Sabrina) and 9 (Yeeling) get along well?
They don't know each other.


30.Where is no.2 (Jingzhen) studying at?
Same school as me pl0x.

31.Talk something casually about no.1 (Fang)?
Siao lang. LLOL!

32. Have you tried developing feelings for no.8 (Yanyi)?
She's my sonnnnnnnnnnn.

33.Where does no.9 (Yeeling) live at?
Somewhereeeeeeee over the ocean~ K no, uh somewhere @ eastcoast.

34.What color does no.4 (Peixian)like?
Oh no, i forgotten. Isit blue?


35. Are no.5 (Sabrina) and 1 (Fang) best friends?
Yeah! I think so, same cca also.

36.Does no.7 (Wendy) like no.2 (Jingzhen)?
They don't know each other.

37. How did you get to know no.2 (Jingzhen)?
Class.


38. Does no.1 (Fang) have any pets?
Parrot and fishes? K fish isn't me.

39. Is no.7 (Wendy) the sexiest person in the world?
Nope, she's th 2nd sexiest. Im th sexiest.
K kidding -.-
Done, i betterrrrrrrrrrr watch finish then go offline.

OMG, internetconnection prob. Sucker. T_T
Heng i got auto save.



我应该是坏还是乖,

Fuck siol.
My fringe wavy liao.
Ccb~ T_T
Prays pl0x.
I don't want so fast curl lahhhhhhhhhh.
>;[
Kk tmr another boring day.



Yay im back,

Ytd, wake so early erm 8plus =x
Then head for malaysiaaaaaa.
Walao, he drive until i don't dare sleep. T_T
Tio summon somemore, wtf LOL!
Kk, then go shopping.
So sleepy, i nv shop very well.
]:
Only bought one denim shorts.
Uh, then alot of food i think.
I forgot le.
Come back also cannot sleep. >;[
So back home, i lazy online le :D
Alr like 1am.
Kk, ltr going out again -.-

Edited @ 6.40pm,
Ikea chicken wings are nice.
LOL!



Baby you're not in it,

Ooooh,
Just now went to anchorpoint,
Change specs. >;o
Orange plus brown LOL!
LEH JZ, JEALOUS ANOT? LMAO.
I wantd the green oneeeeeee. >;[
But, on my face kns.
Tia seh, i went to squeeze out blackheads.
=.=
So many pimple on my face somemore.
Wth, ugly face. =x

Kk, waiyee's bdae today.
And she's out celebrating with her kfc i think T_T
Nv pei wo.

Da jia hao, wo shi gia gia, gia gia shi wo.
Wo shi shei?
LOLLLL!
So cute, mao di and ao quan LOL!



Try to take a picture of her,

Boring day.
-yawns-
Ahma real funnyLOL.

Don't this look like a fourlegged spider?
He tells me its pussy. -.-!
YAY claps for him pl0x. LO!L
Kk,

& TODAY IS WAIYEE'S DAY!

YAY HAPPY WAIYEE DAY!<3

{Its pwupletic :D}

About erm, two years since we married.

LOLOLOL*&^%$#@!

Kk -hugsssssssssss- :D

Gao siao can,

Tamaduo = tomato LO!L
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeLKpqcXgSs
:DD
Heitangmaqiduo LOL!



LOL!
Waiyee just wants anything that drink for her bdae present.
Kk, shall go buy one box back for her LOL!



I thought i lost my earpiece,

Weeeeeh, been t the salon.
D:
Today pks keep appearing.
Am i suay or what?
LOL



Mr pig is so dammit hot,

LOL!
Huan ying mister peegker!
5,4,3,2,1 action~
LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2nvX-32Cgs

Then xiaogui dancing LOL,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llYz965FYgA
See the wig part T_T.
Go see pl0x LOL!

Edited @ 2.33am;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NLY_28IlTU
Hei she hui meimei &bangbangtang LOL!
Is funny and cute lah =x
Kk, still got ahben k x3

&show,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7NNxee1ckg
Hot dancer D:
LOLOL! fun videos =x

Labels: youtube

Yay<3,

Edited links.
LOL!
So many ppl offline so early today.
Ps me, T_T
So sianzxzx.
K shall sleep earlier tonight.

Happy bdae t nicole,2o3.
&next year we wouldn't be waving t blurblurjames anymore D:

Waiyeeee's bdae coming soon.
And i haven't bought her present.
Awww waiyee!
LOL! =x



Eh fk audition lah LOL,

Still cannot patch leh.
Md. D:
Someone, chat with me leh.
Anyoneeeeeeeeeeee.
Jio me out also D:
IM EFFING BORED PLOX!

Edited;
EH IM SO BORED,
Reco me a slacking job. =x
For fun pl0x LO!L
Anw i could do some money for shopping.
YAYS.



OMG,

Saturday going t malaysia?
T_T
Ewwwwwww.
Nvm, iwant to shop for clothes.
Anywhereeeeeeeee.
Jio me out pl0x. D:



Zzzz,

I haven't eat lunch now. ]:
Seeee family abuse.
LOLLLLL#@%$!
Walao she attitude me lah, kp =x
I swear im only eating one meal ltr.
I don't want to grow faaaaaaaatter. -.-!
They hai me, eat dinner and lunch tgt.
Wtf >;[



LOL,

ytd had fun msn'ing
So much for ahbengs, human tetris and blah LOL!
MY BF IS SEXY LOL!
Then i slept at 4am.
Ltr sure sleepy =x



Weeeee,

Managed to drag myself off the bed.
And go swimming.
Didn't get to tan much.
But my skin is peeling.
I think cause of the kayaking thing.
K bye ^^



Eh people laugh man,

Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian will
get pregnant, so he
approaches his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng said "Aiya, very easy
one lah. Nah, take this packet of condoms and follow the instructions,
nothing will happen one."
So Ah Seng takes the condom and at night makes love with Ah Lian. Two
months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah Lian
is pregnant.
"Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng.
"Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before
intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my
piano loh."

=======================================================

Ah Beng and Ah Seng rent a boat and fish in a lake everyday. One day, they
caught 30 fishes.
Ah Beng said to Ah Seng," Mark this spot so that we can come back here
again tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, Ah Beng asked Ah
Seng," Did you mark that spot?" Ah Seng replied," Yeah, I put a big X on
the bottom of the boat," Ah Beng said," You stupid fool! What if we don't
get that same boat today !?!?"

=======================================================

Ah Beng serving his NS overseas and far from home, was annoyed and upset
when his girl Ah Lian wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for
her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the
unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all
together and sent them to her with a note stating the following: "Regret
cannot remember which one is you.............. please keep your photo and
return the others."

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Once Ah Beng , Ah Seng and Ah Lian went for dinner at the Compass Rose at
the top of the Westin Stamford . After dinner, they went to the lift
scanned the buttons and couldn't find the button for the first floor. Ah
Beng suggested taking the stairs but Ah Lian decided to press the lift
button "G". They found themselves on the first ground and Ah Beng
remarked, "Wah, you so smart, ah. How did you know this was ground floor?"
Ah Lian replied ," Aiyah so simple you also dunno! G: stands for gero
loh!"

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One evening, Ah Beng and Ah Lian went to a lounge and requested the DJ to
play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Lo Ti" (Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told
them they only played English songs and asked them to request another
song. They were upset and complained to the manager that the DJ was
insulting them. After many hours of calming them down, the manager found
out they were
actually requesting the Righteous Brothers song, "Unchained Melody".

=======================================================

Ah Beng and Ah Seng went to a hawker centre. Ah Seng noticed the hygiene
grades issued by the Ministry of Health pasted at each stall and asked Ah
Beng, "Eh, the 'A', 'B', 'C' and 'D' stand for what ah?" Ah Beng snorted
and said, "Aiyah, this sort of thing you also dunno! 'D' stand for
'delicious', 'C' stand for 'can eat', 'B' stand for 'buay sai' (cannot)
and 'A' stand for
'Alamak'!"

=======================================================

Long time ago, a rich Singapore tycoon wanted to know how happy a man
could be if he was given one wish. He paid three people to test out his
experiment. The rules were:
1. Each person could only have one wish.
2. They will be left on a deserted island for 30 years.
3. Food, but not liquor would be provided.

The first contestant, Billy Clinton (USA) asked for 30 prettiest PLAYBOY
centerfolds: "So I can make the most beautiful babies in the world."
The second contestant, JoHn Major (UK) said, "I want 30 years' supply of
booze."
The last contestant, Ah Beng (Singapore) said, "I want 30 years' supply of
Saa-lim (Salem) cigarettes so I can smoke until I song-song."

30 years later, the three contestants came back for a press conference.
Billy had with him 200 children and 30 estranged women. He remarked, "It
has been a long
sexual experience for me and was wondering whether anyone care to buy a
child. I will even throw in the mother for free!"

Jon, hanging on to a bottle of beer, was suffering from a hangover but he
managed to utter these words. "God save the Beer! The Queen can drink
seawater."

The last contestant, Ah Beng, hugging onto cartons of Salem shouted, "Ni
na beh! Buay kee gia lighter!!!" (@#$*! Forgot to bring lighter!)

=======================================================

Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What happened was some
idiot was trying to show off and declared that he could swim across the
Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could
reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.
Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no
attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap. Suddenly there was a
splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a
desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear
that this hero couldn't swim! Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was
passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the
water.
The crowd cheered! Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero
stepped off the tongkang. "Steady lah!" and "Awright, man!" were among any
congratulations shouted. Ah Beng looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang
too wa loh chui?" (*%#@!
Who pushed me into the water?")

=======================================================

Ah Beng joined a quiz show and was asked to name three fruits whose names
begin with "A". Ah Beng immediately said "Apple?Apricot?" then he was
stumped.
After a while, he finally shouted triumphantly, "Ang Mor Tan!" (Rambutan)

=======================================================

Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he should cut it in six
or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

=======================================================

"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Ah Beng looked skyward and said, "Where, where got?"

I was surfing, anyhow looking at websites.
Omg , all those funnyfunny entertaining webs.
-laughs-
Ahma can't sleep tonight LOL!



Rar audi's down in my tablet,

So quiz! :D
Name 20 people please(:

1. Waiyee'd
2. Linfang'd
3. Joanna'd
4. Peixian'd
5. Yuhan'd
6. Shuning'd
7. Jingzhen 'd
8. Weikun
9. Bigbilly
10. Billychia
11. Chunxian
12. Joel
13. Jason
14. Weiyang
15. Uhhhhh, bryan.
16. Ehhhhh,weina.
17. Siewkiang.
18. Wendy.
19. Yeeling.
20. Jamieee.
Phew, i thght i will never get to the qnses. D: I got so lil friends?! Nah :D

QUESTIONS :D
1. what if one day you accidentally kiss 20? [Jamie]
Oh my, nvm, i would love to. :D
2. do you love 5? [Yuhan]
DUH! <3 greedy ="x" le ="xx">;[ Steal from me.
15. whats the relationshop between you and 15? [Bryan]
What u expect? Boyfriend uh, FRIEND LAH. @#$^%&!
16. do you prefer 12 or 18? [Joel/ Wendy]
Both :D

Learn 50 things about your friends, and let
them learn 50 things about you!
1. How tall are you barefoot? - Don't tell you, anw i never measure for don't know how many 9876756423321 centuries :D
2. Have you ever smoked? - No. Im so guai can. -.-
3. Do you own a gun? - No.
4. Do you hate someone right now? - Yah, its not u lah ahma LOL! The fucker LOLOL!
5. Do you get nervous? - Yah.
6. What do you think of hotdogs? Food?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? - None.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? - Something i like.
9. Can you do push ups? - Yah.
11.What's your favorite piece of jewellery? - None.
12. Do you like painkillers? - No.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex? - Huh. Don't have. [:
14. Do you own a knife? - LOL, yah havehave.
15. Do you have H.I.V? - HAVE LAH COME NEAR ME LAH LOLOLOL@!#$%^$!
16. Name? - hi :D
17. Name 3 things u wanna do at this exact moment? - I wanna go audi, but cannot. D:
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought lately: - Idk.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink: - None. Something i find in the fridge.
20. What time did you wake up today? - 12nn.
22. Current worry? - None.
23 Current hate? - ROARRRRRRRRRRR, im jealous . =x
24. Favorite place to be? - Somewhere i can shop.
25. Least favorite place to be? - School when we have lessons.
26. Where would you like to go? - HONGKONG! Walao, i want buy alotalot of clothes =x
27. Do you own slippers? - Yah.
28. What shirt are you wearing? - Teeshirt lah.
30. Favorite color? - Gween.
31.Would you like to be a pirate? - No.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? - Very long ago. You buy for me lah D: But i don't wnat beer pl0x T_T
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? - None.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? - None. Heights?
35.What's in your pocket/s right now? - None.
36 Last thing that made you laugh? - That joke i told fang.
37. last thing that made you cry? - I everyday cry, NO LAH. My eyes auto got tears one =x K lah, very long ago liao :D Or at least i think its long.
38.Worst injury you've ever had? - Heart crack leh. -.-!
39. Who is your loudest friend? - JOANNA LOL! =x JOSIE ALSO. Same of a kind. Only thing joanna so lian~
42.Who is your most silent friend? - Rachel yah, class de. But she dam hot. No wonder got ppl jio LO!L
43.last movie watched? - Idk
44. What is your favorite book? - Idk
45.What is your favorite chocolate? - Idk.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? - Idk.
48.What were you doing 12 AM last night? - Online.
49. What was the First thing you did today? - LOL -.-
50. What was the last thing you did the day before yesterday? - -.-

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01. How old are you? 13 .
02. Are you a permitted or licensed driver? Yah right, i drive, everyone dies.
03. What is your relationship status? Single. Will never be double LOL!
04. Is there someone you just can't get out of your head? Yah right .
05. Do you miss someone right now? Yaaaaaaaah left.
06. Do you have a best friend? No, i have a best husband though.
07. Who was the last person to call you? IDKIDKIDK! -.-
08. What year do/did you graduate? Rmps?
09. What school do you attend? Nhhs, or maybe the mental institution.
10. What makes you happy? Idk. Oi _l_ you la LOL! =x
11. Your current emotion? Idk mood.
12. Have you ever lost a loved one? Nope.
13. Who does your top eight consist of? o.O?
14. Football or baseball? Football, i don't want something like cheryl's . EWWW =x
15. Hockey or basketball? Hockey pl0x, i hate bball D:
16. What confuses you the most? This quiz.
17. What do you fear? Height, my size. VERY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT Walaoeh.
19. Which do you prefer reading or writing? Reading.
20. Can you draw? Idk.
21. What was today like? Idk.
22. What is tomorrow? Swimming? I hope D:
23. Do you have any plans for tomorrow? I nidda slimmmmmmmmmmmmm.
24. Can you sing? Nope.
25. Can you dance? Nope.
26. Do you have a crush? Yah i bang somemore.
27. Who do you admire most? o.O
28. What sound do you hear? Tv -.-
29. Are you alone? No my motha's in the rm.
30. what time is it right now? 11.o4pm
31. What are you wearing? Tee and shorts.
32. Are your parents still together? Uh huh.
33. Do you have siblings? Sister, irritating immature child D:
34. What is the last thing you ate? Dinner.
35. What is the last thing you had to drink? Idk.
36.What is the last thing you bought? Idk.
37. Do you have a job? student.
38. Is children in the future for you? No whatever it meant
39. What do you consider to be your stereotype? Idk.
40. When do you laugh the most? Idk.
41. Do you have any regrets? Got D:
42. What is your favorite animal? dogggggggggg. pl0x Hamsters also can ;D
43. When is the last time you cried? idrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr T_T
44. Do you believe in love? No.
45. Who do you love the most? Waiyeeee, OI BE HONOURED K :D
46. Do you sleep with the door open or closed? Closed.
47. Baths or Showers? Showers.
48. Swimming pool or hot tub? Both.
49. What grade are you in? Secondary1.
50. Is anything bothering you at the moment? Im jealous.
51. What is the last movie you saw? Idk.
52. What is the last television show you watched? Idk.
53. Do you believe in magic? Idk.
54. Are you tired? No.
55. Can you type fast? Idk.
56. In theaters, what is the last movie you saw? OI enough lah -.-
57. What can you not stand? Then sit lah.
58. Who do you hate? Someone.
59. Which is more important, looks or personality? Personality. Its better for both. But nobody can control looks. LIKE ME :DDDDDDDD
68. What is one quality you dislike about yourself? Size =x
69. Can you swim? Yah, two strokes nia. D:
70. Are you afraid of the dark? No.
71. What are you thinking about at this very second? U faggot.
72. Do you play hopscotch? No more.
73. Have you ever ate a s'more? No.
74. What is the worst injury you have ever experienced? -.-!
75. What do you think about thunderstorms? The loud ones are scary 0.-
76. Have you ever been in a wreck? No.
78. What is your favorite holiday besides your birthday? Idk.
79. What is your favorite season? Summer.
80. Who do you tell everything to? Me.
81. When you were little did you ever have an imaginary friend? NO.
82. What do you do when you can't sleep? Daydream.
83. Is getting older scary to you? Ya, cause my academic sucks?LOL.
84. What do you taste right now? Shit.
85. What do you smell? -Im sneezing.
86. Are you a night or day person? Night.
87. What is your dream occupation? Idk.
88. Who was the last person to text you? Jason
89. What does your tenth text message say?
-same as justnow-
90. What makes you uncomfortable? -zibeis- Hey thats how fang and others call me the zibei queen. -prouds- LOL!
91. Where was your default picture taken? It was stolen -.-!
92. What is the closest white object next to you? The bed? LOL!
93. When you look in the mirror what do you see? Ugly and fat.
94. How do you treat others? Very good k :D
95. Are you a nice person? DUH! ^^
96. What is the weather like outside? Dark.
97. What was the last thing you threw away? Tissue
98. Do you have any pets? Last time.
99. What is your song on your myspace? -.-
100. Are you glad this survey is over with? Yes, cause im feeeling irritated. ROAR.

K ppl chat with me leh T_T

Labels: quiz

1) what's your phone brand?
Sony Ericsson , whitecolour :D
2) what are the last 3 digits in your cell phone number?
Wait uh i think, 941, Oi dun prank call. No lah jk LOL!
3) what does the 2nd message in your inbox say?
Lazy go check.
4) who's the first person under M?
Meixi! Weee hothot girl, very long nvr chat le ]:
5) who's the last person you rang?
Nobody. I hardly call ppl pl0x. Unless meet up that time.
6) who was your last missed call from?
I bo miss call -.-!
7) who's the 2nd person under D?
-notconvenient-
8) what does the last message in your inbox say?
I forgot leh, something like ''yah physics LOL!'' =x
9) who is the second last person under j?
I just realise i got so many friends with J , Juliaaaaaaaan<3 :D
10) go to your sent items. what does the 10th message say?
From bottom's 10th msg: [gng up]
''Lazy check leh, Wait -.- [handphoneno.] Shld be.'' LO!L
From top's 10th msg: [gng down]
"How come, wrong train uh?!"
11) who's the 4th person under S?
Shermin :D
12) who's your network provider?
Singtel.
13) how many messages are currently in your inbox?
Idk, i nvr count nvr delete.
14) what do you have as your background?
The dp fang made for me, Don't worry im changing soon. :D Hopefully later LOL.
15) who is the second person under R?
Rachellllllllllllll! 2f22<3 :DDDD
16) who do you have on speed dial 3?
None.
17) if you're on prepaid, how much credit do you have left?
Line D:
18) who's the last person under C?
Crystal, pri schoolfriend i think
19) how many bars of signal do you currently have?
Full bar, 5.
20) what do you have as your main ringtone?
Uh, i forgot =x
21)name 5 people whom you want to do this test!
Anyone of you who want to kope.
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. Is there someone who you like at th moment ?- Haha :D
2. Have you ever given or been given roses ?- Uh, have those ppl at the mall LOL!
3. What's your all time favourite romance movie ?- None.
4. How many times can you honestly say you've been in love ?- uh, 2-3? Or maybe once, if you meant really.
5. Do you believe that everyone has a soulmate ?- Nope.
6. Do you think that you should become friends with someone first ?- If not then?
7. Have you ever had your heart broken before ?- Uhhhhhhh, yah? No? Go guess urself -.-
8. What do you think about long distance relationship ?- No comments.
9. Would you rather date someone five years older or younger ?- Pl0x, older ofcourse.
1o. Yr thoughts on online relationship ?- No comments cause Ive nvr been in one.
11. Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend ?- Uh, yah?
12. Do you believe th statement , ' Once a cheater always a cheater ? '- I prefer to change the once to twice.
13. How many kids you want to have ?- Dont know.
14. Do you usually fell for th wrong or right boy/girl ?- Wrong LOL!
15. What's yr fave color ?- Green and grey.
16. What's yr views on gay marriages ?- -.- Don't ask me to think of it D:
17. Have you ever broken someone heart ?- Cannot be lah D:
18. Imagine you're 70 & yr spouse just died , would you remarry ?- LOL!? Whats the use.
19. At what age did you start noticing th opposite side ?- Don't tell -.-
2o. What song you want to hear at yr wedding ?- Dunno.
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1. What's the last mistake you made?
Enter that fucking bp where all of them keep missing and didn't perf. Wtf LOL!
2. Is the sun shining?
Uh sort of?
3. Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon?
Duh?
4. Do you like text messaging?
Yeah, anyone? :D
5. Are you having a good/bad hair day?
Good bah.
6. What was your last purchase?
Nothing today D:
7. Are you wearing any make-up right now?
No, i nvr wear make up, so auntie -.-
8. What are your plans for later?
Try to start on homework LOL! Nah, im going to watch hha/wwl :D
9. What is your favorite DDR song?
LOL none.
10. Is there any drama within your life?
Yeah bah, cannot think of any now.
11. What is a song they need to stop playing on the radio?
LOL! Not sure.
12. Are you content with life right now?
Not really, im stoning at home to rot. Cause there's nowhere to go D:
13. Does anyone like you?
Idk, and idrc. D:
14. What is your current obsession?
Chiong $$ in audi.
16. Ever been kissed under mistletoe?
No.
17. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
If that thing smiles at me, i zhao first kk!
18. Ever done a random act of kindness?
Idk.
19. Do your toenails have nail polish on them?
Have LOL! =x Joanna and jz saw.
20. When's the last time you wore eyeliner?
None.
22. Are your lips chapped?
What?
23. Are you currently jealous?
Of?
24. Do you own an ipod?
Nope, my phone is enough. ^^ im quite easily satisfied LO!L Sucha joke =x
26. Are you mad at anyone?
Nope. On the other thoughts yes, [:
27. Who is the most random person you know?
Idk.
28. What's going on this weekend?
I shall go swimming to burn fats.
29. Done any spring cleaning lately?
No.
30. Anything bothering you?
Yes, ahma refuses to get a blog LOL! >;[
32. Did you wish for anything last night on 11:11?
Nah.
33. Do you drink coffee on a regular basis?
Nope.
34. Do you wish you were someone else?
None.
35. What jewelry are you wearing?
None.
36. Ate any exotic food lately?
No.
37. How many contacts do you have on Msn?
I don't count kk. More than 2oo i guess.
38. What do you think of the Olsen Twins?
Chio D:
39. Can you lick your elbow?
No.
42. Do you have a crush right now?
Ya right! :D
43. What are your plans over the summer?
Audi? LOL.
44. How's life going for you?
Going ahead -.-!
45. What is on your mind just this second?
Dangthis quiz is done. LOL!



Bp'd bp'd and still bp'd,

Audayeeeeeeeeeeee battle party was fun D:
I used my another acc though.
So mad cause i couldn't perf and do cfm.
For db4 luh D:

ROAR, but i manage to earn dens.

I think,
Every person of that particular name,
Is a wang ba dan. Fucker alert.
>;[

See now u got me biased of all people who had the same name as urs :D
Don't worry ppl, the person ain't you LOL! ^^
Don't feel like sleeping.
But shall offline, ltr tio nag -.-!
Go listen to my hot songs~



1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I am gonna do something to my hair asap.

2. What will you be thinking about at this time tomorrow?
Uh, audi? LOL!

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Floor. LOL! Cause i rmbd my motha keep asking me go mop floor. -.-! Now still haven't D:

4. Favorite planet?
Fishy.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
I delete missd calls leh D:

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone
Um, no specific one lah.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Pink and white.

8. Do you "label" yourself?
Fat and ugly LOL! FAAAAAAAAAAAT.

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
U know there's something called feet?

10. are u currently in a bright or dark Room?
Bright, im not so poor that i couldn't afford lightings.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey?
Fang, eh. Um, uhhhhhhhhh. HAR?!~ No lah just kidding, hyperactive -.- And attitude PONGS , thats why u see us quarrelling now and then LO!L

12. What are u doing now ?
Quiz?

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Huh, listening to songs while wendy send me clickfive songs :D

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile phone say?
Very long ago leh '':o u can use internet? LOL so gd. Camp is lik tat de ...'' And it goes on. LOL!

15. Who is ur favourite singer ?
Those hot and sexy vocals. Woo. K LOL D:

16. What's a word that you say a lot seriously?
Fuck, cause i keep missing in audi. Walao chunxian's fault. Everytime abit only fk, then now i kana influence. Vulgar boy T_T Not my fault .

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
I forgot le, only got i miss you LOLOL@!%$#^! >:D I miss wendy too.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Eh soft toy counted bo? LOL

19. How many dreams did you had in the last three days?
Uh, i forgot.

20. Who was the last second person on ur phone list who called you ?
I don't leave historiessssssssssssss. T_T

21. Who was the first person to call you today ?
Motha .

22. Your worst enemy ever?
Primary school. Forgiven.

23. What is the colour of ur waterbottle ?
I don't have those bottles D: They stink. LOL!

24. When was the last time you hit someone?
Erm, sunday during kayaking. I forgot who i hit with the paddle though. Accident lahhhhh D:

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?Million bucks lah. Who wants to fly and worry about falling LO!L I'll spend them all asap. =x

26. Do you like someone?
I love all my friends :D =x

27. The last song you listened to?
Uhhhhhhhh, jenny by click five? Nahhh! Audi, magic world. :D

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Who so stupid u tell me =x I push the person away can?

29. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
Someone i buaysong with? ohhhh, now i know who :D That fucker.

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
Handphone, cause im sitting crosslegged LO!L

K done.



你微微的笑温暖我的心
让我有了冲劲动力
于是我又鼓起了勇气决定要疯狂爱上你
千千万万的爱意等不及
凉风徐徐的提醒我和你

只欠一句我爱你
没胆亲口告诉你
想要照顾你好好疼你
只差一句你答应点头
说你也愿意和我在一起
手牵着你紧紧抱着你

ee23首发
盛夏的回忆再偷偷想起你
就是剩下的唯一
我站在这里用最真的心
想对你说请相信我们之间的距离
手牵着你紧紧抱着你

Weee, nice song.
Idk whether i shld go tmr leh D:
Wdv [: